it’s a cold, cruel, harsh reality
caught, stuck here with your enemies

it’s a cold, cruel, harsh reality
caught, stuck here with your enemies
Today’s mood
Don’t know how many times I’ve showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone’s user name.
“Why does it say–” *squints at the screen* “….aziraphale’s flaming cock??”
“Oh no uh, ignore that.”
pioneering something called “gritted teeth optimism” where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it
Everything’s gonna be fine and it’s not negotiable.
ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not
literally this
[ID: Tumblr tags that say “#washing the dishes tonight so i won’t have to wash them tomorrow morning”. End ID.]
If reincarnation is real I wonder how many people stare at their own art in museums, listen to their own music they made in a different life and read books they don’t remember writing
You promise that you’ll stay
But that’s a promise you can’t make
Someone dies or someone gets hurt
But if one of us dies
— nessa barrett
archive-asdfghjkl-deactivated20:
top 10 shane madej communist moments feel free to add on
don’t forget this killer tune from their new show
More golden moments:
Plus, a message from The Professor:
Someone add screenshots from when he spent a whole episode dunking on the British royals and calling for the abolition of the monarchy
no idea who this is. just reblogging because someone telling mike pence to “eat shit fuckface” is hilarious to me.
update from mystery files
i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them, awaiting a naturally intimidating actor with rogueish charm to be cast, waiting for this masterpiece of badass villainy or whatever, and george lucas is like no, no, i’ve got you. and then he finds the one man on the planet who looked babier than baby mark hamill and says, “his main personality trait will be being weird and awkward, secondary personality trait loving his wife, tertiary personality trait being incredibly good at murder, and all of these traits will do battle on the silver screen for three movies until they all win in possibly the worst way.” that fucking rules. george lucas could’ve done anything with darth vader and he willingly, enthusiastically chose mentally unstable college student who is somehow married but his only friend is his kind-of dad. that fucking rules, top down, that’s fucking exquisite. if you don’t think that premise is inherently entertaining you’ve got no taste
#everything about anakin in those movies was inspired
tags via: naturalkillercell